All my friends think I have a life because I’m never on Facebook
And I’m sitting here thinking, “Lol dumb cunts, I’m on Tumblr”.
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That awkward moment when…
You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly…
Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip.
LOOOL omg
Sht laughing so hard
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