All my friends think I have a life because I’m never on Facebook

secretsdontstaysecret:

And I’m sitting here thinking, “Lol dumb cunts, I’m on Tumblr”.

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That awkward moment when…

iambionic:

ohno934823:

peetaah:

You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly…

Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip.

LOOOL omg

Sht laughing so hard

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humans are not my favorite thing today.